Zombie Command

If you thought the Genocide Achievement in Left 4 Dead was ridiculous (kill 53,595 zombies) you’re about to be blown away by the latest news from Valve.

In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2′s release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed — or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.

You read that correctly: 28 BILLION. To put that number in perspective:
The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.

With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.

If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.

In short: That is a bucketload of dead zombies. Nice job, everyone.

It’s worth noting that Zombie Command has contributed over 27 billion kills themselves, making us slightly less surprised about this news and wondering what everybody else is doing.

Zombie Cannon Carnage is a new iPhone game from Freeverse and is their second game after Parachute Ninja.

The trailer above shows a bit of the gameplay and we’ll have a review for you once it’s released, but how can you go wrong with such awesome game names.

The poster for new Left 4 Dead 2 DLC, The Passing, was unveiled recently by Valve.

We already know that this campaign will see the survivors of the first L4D, being spotted by the survivors from the second and this poster gives nothing else away.

Happy Zombie Valentines Day!

Remember that even if you don’t get any cards today that zombies only want you for your brains anyway.

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They’re kittens. They’re zombies. They’re hungry.

In 2017, a catidemic [Ed - Terrible pun] spreads across the country to households everywhere. It turns your average cat into a bloodthirsty zombie… but more dangerous: they can kill you with their eyes.

Join a group of kittens in their adventures of murder and mayhem as they fill their bellies with brains. Will the humans discover a cure for the furry balls of death or will this acatalypse [Ed - It gets worse!] kill them all?

This episode shows the origins of Fluffy.