Stag Night Of The Dead – Competition

24 Aug

Framed SNOTD Poster

Win this framed Stag Night of the Dead poster by simply telling us in the comments which 4 people you’d most like to play a game of Zomball with in the comments.

We’ll choose the best team based on the chances of you surviving, how much fun they’d be to play beside and any other criteria that pops into our head at the time.

To help you get started our Zomball team would consist of

  1. Macguyver – Always handy when needing to make something quick
  2. Batman – I’m the Batman
  3. Eddie Izzard – Action Transvestite
  4. Sunflower – How else will we collect sun to plant our zombie defences?

Winner will be picked at Midnight on Sunday the 30th August BST.

Let’s hear your teams.

*Competition Closed*
Winner was Claire who clearly spent too long thinking about it, although an honourable mention should go to Need a Nickname Scott for his 80’s action hero team.

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Comments (13)


  1. Jack Bauer (From the TV series 24) – Resourceful, can always get a headshot, AND will have a cure within 24 hours.

    Joe Ledger (From the novel Patient Zero) – Almost Bauer level but more likely to help save civilians while Jack may get caught up in the government conspiracy that caused the zombie outbreak. Great tag team before Jack bails though (Jack will of course be back AND have the zombie apocalypse cured within 24 hours.)

    Alice (Resident Evil movies) – Hot (token hottie in every given zombie outbreak), Does an ok job at keeping you alive in the short term (just need 24 hours!), Massive uplink to the Umbrella coorporation, great shot, AND some nifty psionic powers to throw in the mix.

    Blade (From the first Blade movie) – I’m not too worried about vampires showing up. However just on the offchance they do he will be able to take care of them. Bonus having swords onhand for beheading the undead in case bullets run out and not too shabby with a gun as well to compliment the rest of the team.)

  2. Rich Taylor says:

    1) Ash- …and this is my boomstick!
    2) Herbert West- Don’t expect it to tango; it has a broken back.
    3) Snake Plissken- It’s the survival of the human race, Plissken.
    4) Shaun (from Shaun of the Dead)- Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

  3. baker2d says:

    Nick Frost – mainly for his laid back approach to zombies. Plus, we would have a great laugh.

    Dr. Peter Venkman – why not… I mean not an awesome Dr. but my god he gets things done.

    Spoon – from Dog soldiers obviously… again, he doesn’t mess about and he’s a cheery kind of fella.

    Jack Nicholson – from the Shinning. Mainly due to his craziness… can’t think of anyone who would want to fight him.

  4. Need a Nickname Scott says:

    I’d love to play Zomball with the following 80s action stars – can you just imagine the one liners after each kill!

    Officer John McClane (Bruce Willis/Die Hard) – Good for the close combat and confined spaces.

    John J. Rambo (Sly Stallone/First Blood) – Can use items found on the playing field in the woods to create some of the best zombie killing traps.

    Officer Eddie Cusack (Chuck Norris/Code of Silence) – Come on – it’s Chuck Freakin’ Norris! When the boogyman goes to sleep, he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris!

    Blain (Jesse Ventura/Predator) – Anyone who “Ain’t got time to bleed” should be fighting zombies!

  5. Claire says:

    After a long time deliberating this task, my team would consist of:

    1. Charlton Heston -He likes guns. Could possibly stun him by “accident” also….for gender equality could be substituted with Sarah Palin.

    2. Stewie Griffin (family guy) -Quick, nimble and evil genius. Equipment upgrades fashioned out of Speak ‘n’ Spell and a spare Etch ‘a’ Sketch

    3. Gordon Ramsay -To make a packed lunch as zapping zombies can build up quite an appetite, also quite athletic due to footballing career, could also pass as “dummy zombie” due to somewhat horrific face….

    4. John Connor (Terminator) -No matter what decade, time, enemy or plot hole this man encounters he seems to survive relatively unscathed….

  6. Julian says:

    My mother in law. That should stop them attacking. If they do then……..

    Bear Grylls, ex special forces, eats anything

    Gordon Brown, if i’m going down then that bas*ard’s going with me

    Kylie Minigue. Ok, so she’s not going to be much help but hey……..

  7. Malcy Boy says:

    Matrix from Commando (Arnold Schwarzenegger ) – Whenever you are left alone, you know he will always be back to kick some butt! He’s a one man army.

    Tree Beard from Lord of the Rings – He has no flesh so the zombies won’t be interested. He’ll also be able to stamp on a large number in one go and carry you to safety.

    Alan Carr – He would be such a wimp it would make you cry with laughter while he dishes out some bitch slaps. Fighting Zombies can be stressful and laughing is good for counteracting that.

    Geroge W Bush – One of your friends is always savaged by zombies, so let it be him. You can watch the zombies rip him apart as he dishes out the Bushisms before you quickly escape.

  8. Epic_Problem says:

    Shaggy from Scooby Doo – he would be like an early warning system, everytime he saw a zombie he’d shriek “Yikes!”.

    The Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds – Nazi zombies are everywhere these days and he’s a bit handy with a baseball bat for when we run out of ammo.

    Bub from Day of The Dead – who better to have on your side during the zombie apocalypse than a zombie.

    The T1000 from Terminator 2 – Totally invincible to a zombie attack and can turn his hands in freakin’ knives!

  9. @Malcy Boy says: Geroge W Bush – One of your friends is always savaged by zombies, so let it be him. You can watch the zombies rip him apart as he dishes out the Bushisms before you quickly escape.

    ……just wow… that ‘specific’ part of the entry is my favorite listed here so far :)

  10. chris says:

    OK my 4 to help me rid the world of Zombies would be

    1. Kenny (South Park) Atleast one member always gets it and thats Kenny’s job, leaving the rest free to get on with the job.

    2. Ash (Evil Dead) Do I need to explain…any man who can fire 3 shoots from his double barrled (Boom stick) is OK in my book.

    3. Ripley (Alien Quad) She can handle herself in any given situation be it on her own or leadig a group. Plus at some point we gona need to repopulate the world :-)

    4. Jules (Pulp Fiction) Cuz hes a Bad Mutha F*ker. Plus he’d be able to wax lyrical will saving the world.

  11. Claire says:

    Thanks guys! The only thing I have ever won before is a goldfish at the fiar, and that died before I got home! Keep up the great work!

  12. Claire says:

    I obviously meant fair. The excitement has obviously got to me!!!

  13. Larisa Suriano says:

    Jack is fantastic, I really think they should hurry up with the movie if they’re going to get on with it!

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