Zombie Command

In an attempt to reduce some of his alleged $100 – $200 million debt (you know, as there’s not much in it), Michael Jackson is to open a Thriller themed casino in Vegas as early as next year.

Jackson fortunes have taken a turn for the worse in recent years with the star even being forced to sell his Neverland Ranch. In an attempt to retrieve some of the money owed he’s looking at various ventures including the new zombie casino.

His new This Is It tour should go a long way to recovering most of the money owed but Jackson is also apparantly producing a new album, several films and a Michael Jackson museum to get out of debt.

There are concerns however that Jackson will not be fit enough to do his tour dates as the star is allegedly suffering from skin cancer and the treatment may leave him too weak to perform.

Zombie Command love Vegas and if there is a Thriller themed casino it’s going to be top of our list to stay in. Indeed if it goes ahead we’re already looking to rent the penthouse as our new base of operations. If you’d like to help ZC realise this dream please send us an email with your credit card number and personal details.