Do you fear that the rise of the Twilight vampire ‘horror’ series is spelling the end of the latest wave of zombie movies? Does it depress you that the only undead abominations on the big screen *sparkle*?
Well fear not, the undead will never die! Here at Zombie Command we have compiled an A-Z of zombie movies that are yet to be released, which should (fingers crossed) be hitting our screens in some form or another over the next year.
This is the first multi-part post on ZC so make sure and click through once you get to the bottom of each page.
A beautiful animated proof-of-concept piece we first heard about a few months ago.
Good: Gorgeous art style, and the animated zombie genre is in need of some thing new. The last one we remember was ‘City of Rott’.
Bad: Only a taster, no full feature is in the works just yet. But here’s hoping!
Big Tits Zombie 3D
A stripper foolishly reads the Book of the Dead out loud, causing the dead to rise and attack the planet. Konichiwaaaaaaaaaa!
Good: Zombies and Strippers, so it could be as good as Zombie Strippers.
Bad: Zombies and Strippers, so it could be as bad as Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Condition Dead 3D
Official Site: Condition Dead
“When the dead rise.. Please leave it to the professionals”
Luther Judge and his team of specialists are the government’s response whenever the dead rise from the grave. But a new assignment finds them contending with a mysterious and lethal zombie menace… and Judge’s ex-wife.
Good: Director Patrick Lussier did a great job on his last 3D movie: My Bloody Valentine 3D
Bad: Everything has gone quiet for the past year or so on this one, so who knows what the chances of a release are.
A group or survivors hole up in a forest, surrounded by Free Running Zombies.
Good: Everyone loves Parkour, and it should make for a unique zombie movie.
Bad: If you don’t like running zombies, you’ll hate parkour ones. Plus it stars UK’s Danny Dyer.
A Mad Scientist attempting to find a cure for zombism is actually using the zombies for his own devious means. (Mwah-ha-ha-haa!)
Good: It’s almost a fact that the best zombie movies come from Italy
Bad: The teaser trailer shows CGI blood, CGI makeup, CGI landscapes, did we mention Uwe Boll was involved?